Bishop

Male user here. Please note that this review is for the original lifecast and not the resized one. That being said, after examining photos from the new version, I believe some of my thoughts are still relevant. Bishop was my very first lifecast. Having experience with a few horse toys from other brands, and since I wanted it to be as close to the real thing as possible, my choice went straight for the default medium size, with a medium firmness. On my old version, this toy has one notable downside which seems to still stand judging by the updated photos: it’s not easy to clean. Indeed, Bishop’s head being heavily wrinkled, he will require extra time and care to make sure he’s spotless after use. Overall, the toy is a bit rough due to its nature. I won’t talk about the texture itself in that regard, since the new one clearly looks smoother. But what I mean is that its slightly uneven shape (particularly the head, which seems rounder on my version) makes his presence acutely known inside you. Is that a bad thing? Yes and no. On the one hand, depending on your experience and sensitivity, he may require a very slow approach for penetration, and lots of lube; on a few quick uses, this toy is the one that made me hurt the most. On the other hand, and if you’re careful with him, this aspect makes Bishop incredibly stimulating, and he truly pokes in all the right places. As much as this toy is the rougher one I own, he’s also the very first one that directly stimulated my prostate, a hell of an experience. Since then, I only had nice rides with him, always satisfying IF slow and well lubed. Thus, it may take you a few tries before Bishop feels good in you. Taking into account the side-by-side comparison between the old and new versions of Bishop, medium size is just the right size in my opinion. The rough but small enough pocking head makes you squirm on entry and exit. The usable size makes Bishop stay in the rectum, which is comfortable. And to finish with, the base, with its chaotic wrinkled skin, an unexpected sensation after the mostly smooth shaft, is as equally stimulating as the head when you reach it, ending the ride with a nice squirm as well. Truly, I’m a bit sad I bought the old version; resized Bishop now looks perfect texture-wise. That being said, cleaning him seems to be a bit of a chore for both, and he’s not as accessible as other toys, hence a four stars review. It doesn’t make the experience any less amazing, though. As a final word, Bishop is an excellent introduction to lifecast toys.