IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR ORDER PLACEMENT
Each Exotic-Erotics novelty is custom made for our consumers, meaning you get a toy personalized to your taste. Due to the huge variety of options available for each toy, we do not keep stock on hand, so please keep this in mind when ordering and choosing your shipping option. If you need your toy by a certain date, it's a good idea to contact us first to make sure it's possible. We do our best to get each order out as quickly as possible, but there are always limitations to how fast a custom order can be produced. Our standard manufacturing lead times are 12-14 business days. Please keep this in mind when placing an order.
Time Travel Shenanigans
The story so far:
And now, the thrilling conclusion!
planning on drying off, because he's appeared in the South
American Miocene, when the yearly rainfall was nearly 9 feet!
Maybe he can find some help getting dry from
Pharaoh the Terror Bird
Phorusrhacos longissimus, 20-13 million years ago
Experience this terror bird's gentle side! Snuggle up with Pharaoh today and let him show you a thunderous good time!
Click the pages below to see how it goes!
Armie the Giant Millipede Koolas the Giant Salamander
Albert the Styracosaurus Archie the Ancient Sea Turtle
Styracosaurus albertensis, 83.5 million years ago Archelon ischyros, 75 million years ago
Have a Sensational Time with the Snail!
The Snail brings bump 'n' grind to a new level. Combining a plug and grinder into one toy, the Snail is sure to lead you to a garden of earthly delights. The spiral shell comes in two different sizes, but both sizes feature the same body proportions with lots of bumps, nubs and waves across a broad area to maximize contact and pleasure!
Just think the Snail looks cute? Then grab an ee micro Snail! The perfect little desk buddy or stress squishy, available in a random color combination for $5 each.
Inventory
We now have a listing of ready made models available in their most popular colors and firmness options. Orders only including inventory items will ship the next business day. This category currently only features Lifecast Equine and Canine.
Slithering Snakes for your Staff!
Say hello to our scaly silicone serpents, the Ouroboros Cock Ring and the Ball Python Stretcher Sleeve.
