Albert the Styracosaurus Small

Styracosaurus albertensis – late Cretaceous period, Campanian age

During the Campanian age 83.5 million years ago, dinosaur diversity exploded. While the T. Rex and Triceratops are probably the most famous dinosaurs from this age, our experience traipsing through time dropped us right in front of a Styracosaurus! With an ostentatious frill topped with six large spikes, Albert was the horniest Ceratopsian we could find. Even though Albert is 18 feet long and built like a tank, modern paleontologists think that Styracosaurus’s frill and horns were probably ornamental.

Something that wasn’t just for show was its long arching phallus. With an intense curve for targeted P- and G-spot play covered by three distinct plates, this toy makes it easy to gauge the depth of your prehistoric passion. Slide down to the base and claim your reward as the ripples and lobes of the lower shaft offer up some primeval pleasure. Size up this Campanian companion today, and Albert’s allure will become obvious!