IMPORTANT INFORMATION FOR ORDER PLACEMENT

Each Exotic-Erotics novelty is custom made for our consumers, meaning you get a toy personalized to your taste. Due to the huge variety of options available for each toy, we do not keep stock on hand, so please keep this in mind when ordering and choosing your shipping option. If you need your toy by a certain date, it's a good idea to contact us first to make sure it's possible. We do our best to get each order out as quickly as possible, but there are always limitations to how fast a custom order can be produced. Our standard manufacturing lead times are 12-14 business days. Please keep this in mind when placing an order.

Spring Fling Sale

Festival season is here, and it's time to find a new dance partner at the exotic-erotics Spring Fling!

From April 22nd through May 16th, save

20% OFF

on hundreds of pre-made toys from multiple categories!

Orders of only Spring Fling items ship by the next business day!

**Our cart reserve system is on. Carts will be cleared after 15 minutes without any activity. Please be kind to your fellow shoppers and refrain from holding large amounts of toys in your cart for long periods of time while you fill your dance card.**

Time Travel Shenanigans

The story so far:

And now, the thrilling conclusion!

Well, Cody has landed in a home, just not his! I hope he wasn't
planning on drying off, because he's appeared in the South
American Miocene, when the yearly rainfall was nearly 9 feet!

Maybe he can find some help getting dry from

Pharaoh the Terror Bird

Phorusrhacos longissimus, 20-13 million years ago

Experience this terror bird's gentle side! Snuggle up with Pharaoh today and let him show you a thunderous good time!

Hopefully this time Cody gets it right and lands back at home.

As much fun as he's had, I don't think this magic box can stand another trip after all this rain!

Click the pages below to see how it goes!

Did you miss Cody's earlier horological hijinks? Then check out our other prehistoric pals below:

Armie the Giant Millipede Koolas the Giant Salamander

Arthropleura armata, 315 million years ago Koolasuchus cleelandi, 120 million years ago

Albert the Styracosaurus Archie the Ancient Sea Turtle

Styracosaurus albertensis, 83.5 million years ago Archelon ischyros, 75 million years ago

Slappy April Fool's!

Sturdy, not sticky, exotic-erotics' Sillycone Slappers are 100% silicone! Fling, smack, snap and launch these to your heart's content and even use them for some light impact play in the bedroom!

Have a Sensational Time with the Snail!

The Snail brings bump 'n' grind to a new level. Combining a plug and grinder into one toy, the Snail is sure to lead you to a garden of earthly delights. The spiral shell comes in two different sizes, but both sizes feature the same body proportions with lots of bumps, nubs and waves across a broad area to maximize contact and pleasure!

Just think the Snail looks cute? Then grab an ee micro Snail! The perfect little desk buddy or stress squishy, available in a random color combination for $5 each.

Inventory

We now have a listing of ready made models available in their most popular colors and firmness options. Orders only including inventory items will ship the next business day. This category currently only features Lifecast Equine and Canine.

Slithering Snakes for your Staff!

Say hello to our scaly silicone serpents, the Ouroboros Cock Ring and the Ball Python Stretcher Sleeve.