The Randy Rhino XL

$240.00

Male user here.

Coloration: Dino pink shaft / Grey base

Firmness: Soft

Quick rundown: This is one of those toys where the images just don’t do it justice. The “wings” near the head of the toy present their own challenge when inserting, but make for quite the sensation. The tapering down the shaft makes it tough to get a lot of the toy in, but that’s simply something to work towards.

This toy, for me, is an attempt at sizing-up, and this toy did not disappoint as a goal to work towards. There is quite a bit of tapering that makes depth harder to work towards, but it’s that combination of depth and girth that makes the ideal in that sense. Especially as the flared “wings” near the head of the toy go deeper, it creates a unique sensation all its own, along with the texturing all along this toy, similar to the rough-ish texture on the Cody toy. Still, the massive girth at the base is something I have yet to even get close to conquering, so this toy has also helped me better realize my limitations in terms of size.

Soft firmness is almost assuredly recommended for this toy in this size. It has a bit of wiggle to it, but the widening taper and unique shape keep it fairly workable while still floppy enough to work with. I can’t imagine this toy being overly comfortable in firmer options due to the wings on this beast. While those wings add to the experience of this toy, they would likely be a hinderance for working it in if it were in firmer options.

This thing is absolutely huge, though, as if anything in XL wouldn’t be otherwise. As already stated, pictures don’t do this toy just in terms of how unique it looks, and just how big this thing really is. The wings, especially, as they stick out a fair-bit-farther than one could guess by seeing the product images.

Definitely not for the novice or faint of heart kind of deal here, as this thing is bigger than I initially bargained for. But, perhaps, in a good way.
Date Added: 08/06/2022 by Ryan R.