Pineapple

When looking for produce to appease your ardor, there are some common choices. A girthy cucumber for the size queens, a firm banana if you're looking to hit just the right spot, maybe a yellow squash for some front-loaded fun. Perhaps an ear of corn if you're feeling adventurous. You probably wouldn't put a pineapple on that list. Sure, the pineapple's sexual benefits as part of a healthy diet are well-known. And yes, that studded diamond texture sure does look appealing from a distance. Up close and personal though, the spiky exterior makes it clear that the best way to enjoy a pineapple is to peel and eat it.

Until now! Available for April Fool's, this is no pain-apple, but a fine-apple! All of that delicious texture in a pleasantly plump package that promises to fill you up. Whether you want the slight stretch of the Small with a width of 2.44 inches or the grand 4.3-inch gape of the Large, this forbidden fruit is a great way to add some flavor to your bedroom. Or maybe you're like Goldilocks and looking for one that's just right? Then check out the Medium with a 3.23-inch diameter. Grab one (or 3!) today in the texture-highlighting Natural, or any color of your choice!