Corn Small

The maniacs at exotic-erotics Food Sciences Division have done it again, using the Corn-O-Matic to clone an army of wiggly wobbly mini maize that immediately broke out of the lab to make their way to you. We heard your call for a corn that was less colossal, and Cody and Dr. Wut have spent the last year making your dreams come true. Cody’s not entirely sure things went completely as planned, but with 7.5 inches of useable length, the Small Corn is capable of satisfying a much larger range of people than its bigger brother.

Due to the size and shape of the Small Corn, it is very floppy in Soft and Medium firmness. While this makes for a lot of fun, it isn’t very stable, and will not stand on its own. For more stability, we recommend getting this toy in a Medium/Hard firmness split, or simply in Hard.

Dimensions:

Total length: 9.50 inches
Usable length: 7.50 inches


 

Looking for more foolish fun? Check out our limited edition ee micros pack with a randomly colored Corn and Pineapple for just $5! Available in the drop-down menu in the ee micros listing!