Corn Large

Has food science gone too far? You might think so when you get your hands on this colosal corn cob, but we think you'll change your mind when you introduce it to some other parts of your anatomy. With a deliciously bumpy texture all around the oblong circumference, this toy offers a sensational ride for those of you who are bored by buttery smooth strokes. Take this cob to the husk and you'll be rewarded with a deep, satisfying tie while being completely filled. It might not be 100% organic, but this GMO will Get You Off!

Dimensions:

Total length: 14.5 inches
Usable length: 13 inches


 

Looking for more foolish fun? Check out our limited edition ee micros pack with a randomly colored Corn and Pineapple for just $5! Available in the drop-down menu in the ee micros listing!