Koolas the Giant Salamander Medium

Koolasuchus cleeandi – early Cretaceous period, Aptian age

While the giant salamanders of today are fascinating, when we landed in the ncient rift valleys of southern Australia 120 million years ago, we found something truly massive. There are no crocodilians here, it’s too cold with this part of Australia below the Antarctic circle. But in the fast moving valley streams, you could find Koolasuchas cleeandi, an aquatic predator that grew to lengths of nearly 16 feet, giving most modern crocs a run for their money.

Koolas had a wide flat body perfect for resting at the bottom of a stream to ambush unsuspecting prey. However, we suspect that you'll have more fun being on the bottom thanks to Koolas's rippling phallus. Ribbed for your pleasure and wide as the prehistoric day is long, this cold-blooded companion is sure to show you a hot time. If you’d like to have some hot, wet fun that’s more slippery than a salamander, invite Koolas into your bed! Available in two specialty colors inspired by the axolotl and the crocodile salamander!