Pharaoh the Terror Bird Mini

Phorusrhacos longissimus – Neogene period, Miocene epoch

Closer to home, from our very own Cenozoic era, we come across a giant bird! While Phorusrhacos longissimus wasn’t the biggest bird even in his own time 20 to 13 million years ago, Pharaoh would assure you that he was one of the boldest! As heavy as a modern ostrich despite being 3 feet shorter, this South American terror bird was outfitted with a 26 inch hooked beak, claws, and even sharp hooks nestled in the feathers of its small wings. All of these traits came together to make Pharaoh a lightning quick predator with some serious thunder thighs to propel those claws with a powerful kick.

But for all of his tenacity on the hunt, Pharaoh is a gentle lover. Slide between his beefy legs and experience the smooth curve of his half-twist shaft. Whether you like to take a head-on approach or like to twist and shout, get your kicks from the ribbed lower shaft and prominent veins. The South American Miocene may have been a monsoon compared to today’s rainfall, but the textured base will help you keep your grip no matter how wet it gets! Snuggle up with Pharaoh today and let him show you a thunderous good time!