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April Fools


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Cody's Hoof

At exotic - erotics , we’ve developed a bit of a reputation for foolish foods in April. For 2023, we thought it was time for something a little...
$55.00

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Corn Large

Has food science gone too far? You might think so when you get your hands on this colosal corn cob, but we think you'll change your mind when you...
$195.00

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Corn Small

The maniacs at exotic - erotics Food Sciences Division have done it again, using the Corn-O-Matic to clone an army of wiggly wobbly mini maize that...
$65.00

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Jerry the Gerbil Medium

I’m sure you’ve all heard the rumors. Gerbils boldly going where no gerbil has gone before (and the celebrities that love them)! And yes,...
$65.00

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Jerry the Gerbil Small

I’m sure you’ve all heard the rumors. Gerbils boldly going where no gerbil has gone before (and the celebrities that love them)! And yes,...
$35.00

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Pineapple

When looking for produce to appease your ardor, there are some common choices. A girthy cucumber for the size queens, a firm banana if you're...
$55.00

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Saddle

Bring some frontier fun to your foreplay with our April Fool’s exclusive Saddle! Spice things up with a little cowpoke cocksplay with this...
$15.00

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The Do-Nut Doughnut

Here at exotic - erotics , we usually like to celebrate April Fool's with a healthy harvest for your holes. But sometimes you just need a cheat...
$100.00

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